Top 3 Reasons Why You Should NOT Participate in Earth Month
- You hate free things! Why would you want a complimentary See Green tumbler just for attending a MARSH tour on Tuesdays and Fridays at 10am throughout the month of April? The tumblers can be used for free fountain drinks in the Getaway Café to help reduce disposable cup consumption and you’d just rather create more trash and waste your own money, thankyouverymuch!
- You hate fresh air and nature! Plus, why would you want to snag an environmentally-friendly t-shirt AND a See Green tumbler when you sign up to volunteer for the Earth Day cleanup this Friday, April 22nd, from 9am – 12pm, anyway? Email Tim Trefzer to discuss how sustainability is a hoax.
- You LOVE the Earth, but you’re an exceptional employee and you’ve got to get your work done! You promise you’ll #BeStewards and participate next time.